"This is the new sobriety test in Conway!"

"Urambo Tauro" (urambotauro) 01/25/2018 at 18:00 • Filed to: traffic stop, police, juggler, magician

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In March of last year, 21-year old Arkansas resident Blayk Puckett was pulled over for driving a little too slowly. !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ’s how he proved that he wasn’t drunk.

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Puckett happened to also have a brake lamp out ( !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ), and was let off with a warning.

Sovande > Urambo Tauro 01/25/2018 at 18:05

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His parents should be jailed for spelling his name like that.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Sovande 01/25/2018 at 18:08

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He should marry one of my customers, Maggen (pronounced just like  Meghan ). At least with Blayk you know what his name is...

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Urambo Tauro 01/25/2018 at 18:14

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“you know if I were sober I’d be able to juggle 5 pins instead of 3"

jimz > Urambo Tauro 01/25/2018 at 18:17

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Blayk

...and now I’m angry.

jimz > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 01/25/2018 at 18:20

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I’m about as tired as anyone of the countless “AidenBradenKadenJadenZaydens” out there. Then there was a news story near me about a few precious angels who were chucking boulders off of an overpass, eventually killing someone. One of the brat’s name is “Mikadyn” and I wanted to personally track his parents down and slap them.